Wednesday, August 22, 2007

No...

It's not a pill. Not a piece of exercise equipment. Not a bunch of diet cards. No need to count points. You don't even need to leave your house. There are no "easy monthly payments". It costs you only as much as you want and will very only with you attention span

What am I talking about? Only the best weight loss program for the console generation.

I will give you an example.

I own EA 2005 MVP baseball (the best EA baseball game made, EA lost their rights to MLBPA in 06). Anyway...the beauty of a sports game is that the more you stack your team, the bigger the workout you will receive. Okay, now on to the specs. I have all legend players, Bary Bonds, Mark Maguire, Sammy Sosa, Ken Griffey Jr., Frank Thomas, Mike Piazza, Cal Ripken Jr., Kirby Pucket, Nolan Ryan, Roger Clemons, Randy Johnson. (My all star team, I watched all them play)

So here's were it all comes together.

For every home run I hit I will do 10 Push-ups. And for every strike out I will do 10 Sit-ups. Now, I'm averaging 20-25 home runs a game and 17-24 strike outs a game. So if you just play 2 games (let's do the math) thats 400 push-ups and 350 sit-ups a day if you only play 2 games.

It will work great with any sports game or you can play a game and do a specific work out during loading sequences. A game like Gears of War would work, if you did like 5 push-ups for each kill and 10 for every headshot.

If anyone has a problem doing exersizes because they lack the equipment, find something around the house you can use. My 5 year old daughter is about 50 lbs and I will pick her up under her arms to do curls (I would not suggest having a daughter for this reason. It isn't very cost affective. Buy some weights instead)

The beauty of my program is that it is fully customizable (if you want to do only one push-up per home run go ahead. But I think you need to rethink your commitment), and cheap (how every many games you buy in the process).

So get your regiment together today and get started. In three weeks I have lost 25 pounds (with a little bit of good eating).

It's free if you take my idea and run with it. It's monthly payments of $999.99 if you would like my consulting services.

1 comment:

  1. Who would have thought virtual sports help you lose weight.

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