Zelda Sword

I think if this were to some how make it into my home, I would have to cease playing video games all together. If I were to actually play Zelda, while, in another part of my house, an actual sword was bolted to a wall, a nexus would form between our two worlds and it would unleash Ganon's hordes upon the fleshy masses.

This sort of happened to a guy awhile ago. I would not like to see the same thing happen again.