Advance Wars 2: Needs to Die

I swear, I've been playing this game almost non-stop. Just ask Nicole. I'm about ready to throw it out the window.

I chased the Black Hole army through three countries and had a huge four-way country brawl. All three defending armies against the dreaded Black Hole (who names their country Black Hole?). It took me over 80 game days to win. That works out to over 240 turns and I don't know how many individual unit moves. I wish the game kept track of dumb stats like that.

But are we done? Noooo. Orange Star CO Nell wants to push on. Defending themselves isn't good enough, she says. We should destroy them all, she says. Fight them on their home country, she says.

Shut the hell up Nell, you hottie.