GTA 4: What I Did

• First opening credits: This game has higher production values that most movies. So clean. Well shot. Good voice acting. This is digital acting at it's best. I'm driving in the first few minutes. That's good. I immediately want to play it like a movie, but I know that won't last long.
  
• There's a t.v. in my room that plays a few channels. All of them parodies of real shows. This is a nice addition to the radios in the cars. I can see myself wasting a few hours here (there's really a lot on). I hear there is a whole movie to watch too. Hey, wait, I think that's a Halo parody cartoon.
  
• I'm on my first date with an American girl. Awkward! Seriously though, somethings weird. She's a clean freak and isn't saying much about herself. Cute as hell though. We're going bowling. Seriously. You can bowl five frames in the game. I prefer Wii bowling. Niko needs a damn Wii. Once our date was finished, I get to keep her car to continue on.
  
• I decided it was time to jack a car. So I picked the sportiest one around. I drove off a few blocks and started looking at the paper map included with the game, when all of the sudden I get rear ended at high speed. My g.t.a. victim found me and started chasing me around. I got out, ran around the block and got back in my car confident that I lost him and took off to find a paint shop for the car. Damn guy found me again!
  
• Time to make dinner. I took Niko back to the apartment and turned on the tv and let it play while I cooked. I hope they release these shows on YouTube or something. They're pretty funny and are so on key with what's wrong with American t.v. This stuff is really well written. "Bitches love initials!"
  

That's all for now.